
"They say men are dogs," |
"but that's an insult. . ." |
"to dogs!" |
"Men are far more treacherous." |
"A dog never tells you. . ." |
"Sorry, this relationship isn't working..." |
"I met someone new at the dog run, and. . ." |
"I'm leaving you for a younger dog owner." |
"A dog never comes home drunk," |
"or gambles away the rent." |
"A dog never spends your money. . ." |
"on other dog owners." |
"A dog never insists on. . ." |
"watching football on your TV." |
"Although it won't ask for directions either," |
"a dog can always find its way home." |
"A dog never leaves the. . ." |
"toilet seat up." |
"True, you have to clean up after a dog," |
"but the same is true for men." |
"These Second Life dogs," |
"you don't even have to clean up after." |
"I want a big scary animal that can defend me," |
"like a Cane Corso, or a Bull Mastif . . ." |
"or an Irish Wolfhound," |
"or maybe even a wolf." |
pale Infinity decides to buy a few pets. She asks her dealer for an advance,so she can afford them. |
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