
"Now to check out my new pets." | |
"I'll start with the tiger." |
"Good, no issues with Flash's frog." |
"Sit!" |
"Good tiger, good. Now, down!". |
"Good tiger, good. Now, stay!." |
"Good tiger. Now, sit and stay!" |
"Good tiger, Now heel!" |
"Good tiger, good tiger, I see you're well trained." |
"I wouldn't walk around with a wild animal," |
"except maybe at Halloween." |
"But I hope you'll be good at guarding my estate." |
"Let me see you be ferocious. Speak!". |
"Rrrrrrrrrr..rrr..rroarrrr!" |
"Not bad for a creature that looks like a cartoon." |
"Now for the bull mastiff," |
"So far, so good." |
"They seem to get along together," |
"No cat and dog issues." |
"Let me see what the mastiff can do," |
"Sit!" |
"I said, Sit!". |
"Sit! Sit!" |
"You won't sit, will you?" |
"You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?" |
"Let me see if you can stay. Stay!" |
"No! Stay!" |
"No! Don't follow me. Stay! Stay!" |
"Bad dog! I said STAY!" |
"You won't stay either, will you?" |
"Can you speak? Speak! Speak!" |
The mastiff remains silent. |
"You really are a dumb dog!" |
"At least you can heel." |
"Come with me to Flash's beach house..." |
"while I figure out what to do with you." |
"This is my gallery." |
"That big painting is titled, 'Walking the dog'." |
"Not that you care." |
"You're not even affectionate." |
"My tiger makes a better pet." |
"No wonder you only cost half what the tiger cost." |
"I guess the pet store won't take you back." |
"You can't be trained; you're not 'modifiable'." |
"I suppose I can have more than one dog..." |
"But what will I do with you?" |
"You do have your good points." |
"You don't eat, so I won't have to feed you," |
"You don't poop, so I won't have to clean after you." |
"I won't ever have to pay to board you because..." |
"I can just put you back into inventory if necessary." |
"And you heel quite well," |
"so I guess you can just hang around with me." |
pale Infinity decides to keep the tiger and the mastiff. |
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