Lord Anubis speaks through the medium of the idol,
"Repent! Repent! Repent, already!
My temples are in ruins!
How could ye let this happen? What's wrong with ye?
"Take a look at this article in the NY Times.
"Here's the proof! You see this article in the NY Times? It says, 'Intact Genetic Material
Extracted from an Ancient Egyptian Mummy.'
"It proves the ancient technology worked! We succeeded in preserving this mummy for
thousands of years, and it has been resurrected.
"So, you can believe in those other gods, but I'm the god with a track record at
raising the dead.
"And here you see...
"Vell, it's not a very good likeness of me, but you see a picture of
me studying genetic engineering at a 'gene machine.'
"This is how I am preparing to
raise the dead using the modern science of genetic engineering to fulfill the ancient
Egyptian beliefs.
"And there you see a bark traveling someone on the journey of millions of years.
"This is the journey of the dead, and that journey is now at an end! The dead are now able
to be resurrected, as you have seen, through modern DNA science.
"So now I hope you
understand and appreciate the ancient Egyptian beliefs. I hope you will respect the ancient
Egyptian gods, rebuild their temples, and restore Maat, the ancient harmony of the Universe, on Earth.
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