Subject: DNA kit used
Date: October 7, 2009
From: Flash Light
To: Dr. Chic Schissel
CC: John Rafferty


Dr. Schissel:

Thank you for your couragous act of having your DNA sample taken for preservation, and future resurrection by means of science. You will help prove whether science can raise the dead by using genetic engineeering to clone a new copy of your body, and using psychological rehabilitation therapy to help your cloned brain recover from the amnesia caused by death.

Thank you for having the courage to risk your immortal soul to further the cause of science. Attached are pictures documenting the swabbing, beginning with your "signing" the consent form.

Cheers,

Flash